Horoscopes
My horoscope today told me that I should bet a small amount on a horse with a jockey wearing lilac and that I like to receive long distance messages.
Firstly, every horoscope suggested either buying a lottery ticket or betting on horses, who sponsors mystic meg? Ladbrokes?
Anyways, who wouldn’t like any message from someone? Let alone a long distance one… Unless it’s a really long distance message… From an Asian call center… I don’t think I’d appreciate that as much.

